Tuesday, September 6, 2011

My first Lies

#00000001
The x-ray machines at the airport not only show your naked bones -- they also perform a complete brain scan and enter your unique pattern in a global database. --unreliable source

#00000002
The word "liberal" is an anagram of the renaissance Italian word, "brellia", which translates to "plan for world domination." --unnamed, unreliable source

#00000003
The "reflectors" along the center stripes of the interstate are actually tracking devices. They record signals transmitted by your vehicle's computer chips and record your itinerary in a global database administered by Interpol. -- anonymous

#00000004
The CIA records and analyzes all Facebook posts. -- astute blog reader

1 comment:

  1. Everyone's 2nd Favourite Blog ReaderSeptember 6, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    Professional Wrestling is real. On the other hand, NASCAR is fake.

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